He's getting a headache and it's growing stronger by the second. And he has a lot of opinions on an insult like assbutt, but for his own mental health he's just going to let it go. What he does do though is grab the guy roughly by the shoulders.

"Look." And he's just short of hissing. "You can not stand in the god damn parking lot. Do you know what happens to idiots who stand in the road? They get hurt."

And he thinks about the way he reacted to the cut, so he grabs his arm and pinches him hard. "You feel that? It means you're squishy. And it doesn't take much for squishy to go out bug on the windshield style. So at least move over to the sidewalk, okay? I'm not taking you anywhere."

And he's still on the damn phone. And that's going to be a weird conversation to explain. So he gives his face-twin a pointed look before pointing at the sidewalk before he's taking a few steps away so he can get Broswick to quit asking questions and laughing and tell him that he can't find the damn car anywhere.

Well. That's an interesting bit of information that he's not going to share with Dean just yet.